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THE BUST AND THE BOON TIMES
Clint Boon was
offered a six-figure sum to revive Inspiral Carpets, but
as the keyboard player tells Fiona Sturges, he's got
self-respect. As his Sunday-lunchtime radio show
proves...
3 November 2000 - The Independent
Clint
Boon. Contrary to popular belief, the name is real. So,
too, is his enthusiasm for dodgy Hawaiian shirts, though
today he has abandoned the usual kaleidoscopic get-up in
favour of a respectable navy coat. His hair is neatly
cropped, too light years away from the abominable
mushroom cloud of old.
Despite
having had only a few hours' sleep between a late-night
DJ set in Sheffield and the long drive to London, the
erstwhile Inspiral Carpets' keyboard player is in a
chipper mood. Conversation veers from the sublime to the
ridiculous one minute, he is poetically reflecting
on life's ephemeral nature; the next, he is telling me
about the time he was nearly thrown out of a Chinese
restaurant for accidentally munching on a vegetable
carving.
There was
a time when Boon seemed destined to lurk in the wings of
pop, a solitary figure sitting side-stage with only a
keyboard for company. But in recent years the Oldham-born
musician has undergone a dramatic overhaul, and I'm not
just talking about the haircut. In his latest band, The
Clint Boon Experience, he has moved centre-stage, for a
start.
"I
always wanted a greater role in the Inspirals," he
confesses. "I was never envious of [the lead singer]
Tom, but I thought, 'One day I'll get the chance to do
something in the middle of my stage.'"
To call
Boon a musician doesn't quite capture the spirit of CBX
"entertainer" would probably be more
apt. We're talking glitter balls, lurid purple suits,
fairy lights, a dancing goon (the spirit of baggy lives
on) and more chatter than you get on a Saturday night at
the Comedy Store.
"On
stage I think I'm more of a character than a voice,"
he ponders. "But I don't pretend to be anything
apart from me. I've just got too much energy."
Boon's
Farsifa organ is also an integral part of The Clint Boon
Experience, even though he doesn't think much of his
talent: "I'm crap, which is ironic, really, because
it's the thing I'm most famous for. I'm not a good
singer, either. What I get a real kick out of is writing
songs. Perhaps I could make a living selling songs to
Cher, or to that lovely Ronan Keating."
At their
first gig, in April 1998, CBX already had a loyal
following. The fans were quickly anointed the "Boon
Army", and songs such as "White No Sugar"
and "You Can't Keep a Good Man Down", from the
first album, The Compact Guide to Pop Music and Space
Travel, were instant anthems. Musically, The Clint
Boon Experience inhabit the unlikely middle ground
between Scott Walker and The Doors. On the first track of
their forthcoming second LP, Life in Transition, a
Southern belle coos: "The Boon Army is so
cool." The album also employs the talents of the
tenor Alf Boe, cementing the "space opera" tag
that has accompanied the band from the start. A more
famous name on the album, though, is Travis's Fran
Healey, a self-confessed CBX devotee.
"It
was about a year ago that I got an e-mail from Fran
saying, 'I've got a band called Travis. Would you like to
support us on tour?' I thought it was a wind-up,"
recalls Boon. "We got on so well that we decided to
do this duet. I thought I'd write a song about him and
came up with 'Do What You Do (Earworm Song)'. I always
call him 'my little Scottish earworm'. OK, he came up
with the earworm thing, but he's not getting any
royalties for it."
The
"earworm" refers to a song that lodges in your
head for days on end. "It's the sign of good song.
Travis's songs are like that," Boon says. What does
he make of the backlash that has accompanied Travis's
success?
"Listen,
if there was a badge that said, 'I am a Travis fan', I
would wear it. People are just jealous. They are just
four kids who made the music they wanted to make and
happened to make lots of money out of it."
The same
cannot be said of Boon's former band, Inspiral Carpets.
He says he was almost bankrupt when they split in 1995.
He was struggling to pay the mortgage and look after his
two children and was eventually forced to sign on.
Never
quite achieving the notoriety or success enjoyed by their
"Madchester" peers, Inspiral Carpets always
lingered in the shadow of the Happy Mondays and the Stone
Roses. Nevertheless, their organ-drenched pop became
synonymous with the era, and the band did at least manage
to dent the charts with "She Comes in the Fall"
and "Caravan". They were as well known for
their merchandise as for their music; their "Cool as
fuck!" T-shirts got one fan arrested for breaching
obscenity laws. Perhaps even more famously, Noel
Gallagher was their roadie.
"Noel
and me used to bunk up on the pull-out couch in a
friend's flat in Muswell Hill," recalls Boon.
"Them were the days, when I used to sleep with
superstars."
But as
baggy began to fade, so did interest in the Inspirals.
"The
first thing I did after we split up was sit down and
write some songs," remembers Boon. "I felt that
even though I didn't know where I was going, I would try
and get a band together. I had no real profile at the
time, as the Inspirals hadn't done anything for a year.
"There
were times when my wife was asking me: 'Why do you keep
writing songs? You haven't got a band or a record deal.'
I kept saying, 'One day, one day.' "
So, does
he have any regrets about his career?
"Not
at all. You can't come out of an experience like that grumbling, 'Why
didn't we get the credibility of the Roses or sell the same amount
of records as the Mondays?' I came out thinking, 'That was brilliant.
I saw the world. We achieved more than we thought we would ever achieve
in that band."
The big
question is: would he do it all over again? The Inspirals
are known to have been offered vast sums of money to
reform and capitalise on the baggy revival started by the
Happy Mondays last year.
"Let's
just say it was a six-figure sum for two gigs," smiles Boon.
"I mean, that's more money than we made in the first place. But
no, I wasn't tempted. I could have done with the money at the time
but I knew I would lose my self-respect if I did it then. Life's too
short to repeat the things you've already done. I'd rather get on
with the Clint Boon Country and Western album."
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